Monday, April 21, 2008

Jiang Xiaoyu Calls For Tibetan Statehood In Jakarta

In wished for news, Jiang Xiaoyu executive vice president of the Beijing Organizing Committee for the 2008 Olympic Games (BOCOG), walks out of the cabin with the lantern which holds the Olympic flame at the airport in Jakarta, the capital of Indonesia, April 22, 2008 and calls on China to GRANT TIBET THEIR FREEDOM. Jiang Yu upon hearing the news peed herself and has gone into seclusion at a nondisclosed location. Nationalist Netizens took to the Internet in droves calling Jian Xiaoyu a traitor to China. Nepal Army troops have been given the order to shoot Jiang Xiaoyu on site. Jacques Rogge of the IOC applauded the announcement, exclaiming the news might be just enough to bring Coke back on board as a sponsor.

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